Well it's back, it's that time again, seriously, how?. This label is not big enough to name all the stupid things he has said and done. But it's time to dump the Cheeto Jebus, Angry Creamsicle, Captain Chaos, Cadet Bone Spurs, Orange Julius, Rome Burning in Man Form, Screaming Carrot Demon, Worlds ugliest toy troll, Godzilla with Less Foreign Policy Experience, Tangerine Tornado, Creep Throat, Trumple-thin-skin, (Hold Me Closer) Tiny Hand Sir, Drumpf, Fface Von Clownstick. So since this blurb has nearly been taken up with Trumps accurate nicknames let Behemoth tell you about the beer. Behemoth have got a massive West Coast IPA and loaded it hops. Think pineapple, grapefruit, pine and some awesome tropical flavours and aromas. Surely this will be the last time...

Packed with a bunch of Behemoth's favourite NZ & US hops it's bursting at the seams with juicy, tropical flavours. It's as palatable as it is sessionable, making it the ideal choice for any occasion that has you reaching for a cold one. Whether you're relaxing or just enjoying some much needed downtime, dive into this Haze Juice and savour the best of what a Behemoth Hazy IPA has to offer!

Back in 2019, Trump had one of his many ideas - buying Greenland. Because, you know, that's how the world works. While he never sealed the deal then he's brought it back up again, so Behemoth figured they'd brew a West Coast IPA that's as bold and brash as that offer. Packed with a huge dose of dank, piney, and citrusy hops, this beer is crisp, clean, and absolutely for sale. He's wanting to rename it to, wait for it... Red, White and Blueland. How about Greenland and Iceland just swap names? One's mostly ice, the other's well, actually green. It's like they're gaslighting the map. But hey, at least we got this delicious IPA out of the deal.

Jackpot! Churly's hit the mango mother load with this delightfully tangy sour ale. Bursting with juicy mango flavour, it's like two mangoes in a row... and the third? Oh, that's the refreshing zing that keeps you coming back for another sip. This beer is ripe, tropical, and downright irresistible. Whether you're a mango maniac or just love a cheeky sour, Mango, Mango, Mango will have you feeling like you've hit the fruity jackpot.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription... is more Riwaka! Listen, kid, this ain't just any Hazy Pale Ale - this is Ri-Walken. A beer so smooth, so juicy, so full of that zesty, tropical Riwaka magic... it's almost unnatural. Big citrus, passionfruit, a little dank, like a jazz solo in a glass - unexpected, but perfect. You take a sip, you feel alive, like you could dance... maybe even talk with pauses that make people nervous. So, do yourself a favour - grab a Ri-Walken. Trust me... this beer? It's got bite, it's got zing! It's got Riwaka!

Scallywags and beer aficionados alike! Here be Shot Across the Bow, a Bourbon Barrel Aged Imperial Stout infused with a shot of the finest cold brew coffee to ever cross yer lips. As dark as the depths of Davy Jones' locker this here be no mere swill for the landlubbers. Nay, this be flavour-filled horizons. A velvety blend of Imperial Stouts, aged to perfection in bourbon barrels.

A titanic blend of Imperial Stout and Barleywine, aged to perfection in Red Wine and Bourbon barrels. As the waves crash and the winds howl, brace yourself for a battle of epic proportions against the Hull destroying Churly Kraken. This monstrous beer emerges from the depths with a dark, formidable body and a rich, complex flavour profile that commands attention. Every sip, delve deeper into the depths of roasted malts, caramel sweetness, and hints of dark fruit, while the barrel ageing lends a smooth, velvety texture akin to the calm before the storm. Conquer your cravings and set sail with Some Kind of Monster.

It's all in the hops... It's all in the hops... Just give it a little Tap, Tap, Tapawera! Behemoth have teamed up with thier good mates at Clayton Hops to craft a hole-in-one West Coast IPA, showcasing some of their finest hops from their lush Nelson hop gardens. Made with a combination of Riwaka Amplifire Pallets, Nelson Sauvin and Southern Cross Amplifire Hop Oil. Expect a crisp, clean, and packed with piney, citrusy goodness, this West Coast IPA is for all the hop enjoyers out there. With a bold bitterness and a resinous finish, it's the perfect beer to help you stay above par in all the right ways. So grip it, sip it, and just tap it in.

Those sneaky Wet Bandits are back at it again - this time, they're not after your Christmas presents, they're in Nelson making a getaway with the freshest Motueka hops of the season! Crisp, clean, and absolutely drenched in fresh hop goodness, this Cold IPA is a criminal amount of refreshment in every sip. Bursting with zesty lime, tropical fruit, and a snappy bitterness, grab one before these hop bandits slip away... fresh hop is here for a good time. Keep the change, ya filthy animal!

You know the saying - What happens in Nelson stays in Nelson - at least I think that's how it goes, it's all about the hops, baby! Behemoth took a trip to the hop fields, got up to some fresh hop mischief, and brewed up something special this fresh hop season. This Fresh Hop West Coast IPA is bursting with resinous pine, citrus zest, and that straight-from-the-bine freshness that only the freshest of hops can deliver.

Behemoth have been dreaming of this moment - sending hoppy letters back and forth with their mates at Block 15 Brewing in Oregon to craft something truly special. Together, they've penned the perfect West Coast IPA, loaded with old-school bitterness and bright, expressive hops that bridge the gap between them. Crisp, clear, and packed with citrus, pine, and resinous intensity, Hop Penpals is Behemoth's way of saying cheers, no matter the distance.

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